Patrick Adams

This probably goes down as the worst movie I’ve ever seen in my 47 years. It’s like they merged 17 Marvel movies into one with elements of Dr. Strange, Thanos, Superman, Flash, Ultron, Wonder Woman, even throw in some Indiana Jones and then proceeded to jump back to 50,000 B.C. and watch humanity evolve into terds for thousands of years because they were ordered to not intervene, but no worries because Harry Styles comes in at the end and knows exactly what to do next (nope, not making that up). No words can describe just how slapped together this was . . . you could probably smoke large quantities of crack, sit around a firepit with some friends and have a more cognitive movie script in less than 15 minutes.