Meera Patel

This was worse than Season 8 of Game of Thrones, and my actual rating is 0 stars. The plot is barely related to that in the books, the characters were completely changed (Artemis isn't even a criminal mastermind, and that's part of the premise!), the acting is terrible... If I were Eoin Colfer, I'd be outraged, instead I'm just sad they ruined one of my childhood favourites. Hearing movie Artemis say the line "Forever friends" was the last straw, and I haven't bothered watching to end.