John Wirchnianski

Let's Start a Cult

A bad idea of a movie just by reading the title. I hate nose rings! Period! Gross!!! Yuck!!! I tried to like it but was distracted by the weak and lame story line and poor special effects, especially the lousy special effects. I mean the gate was obviously a cheap prop. Not sure if this was a weak Creation Origin story mixed with myth and magic or a Catholic Priest falling from grace and picked up by Demon Archangel Horse Saint giving child Mercy killer Paul Rudd a second chance... oh, and an Emo Virgin pure of heart... yeah, right. Had its moments and I laughed a few times but it was weak. Did I mention weak? Now if Donald J. Trump was in the movie and was killed for his greed and lies by a Unicorn and Don jr. Executed for wild game hunting then maybe I would have given it 3 stars. I am surprised there were no erectile disfunction jokes in this movie. One snort of Unicorn horn dust and BAM! All the Actors were great in their roles... I give them that but I would not call this a horror movie.

Death of a Unicorn

Heretic

Great Movie... not the best or perfect but is worth watching. Not sure why, but the angry black female in this movie triggered me in a bad way... time to Google it and find a Youtube video as to why and a cure. The Lawyer's Georgia accent was flawed, as she is a great actress in horror movies and she still creeps me out. This is a great 12 Step Recovery Movie for discussion and insight. Also, be warned, a lot of heavy drinking. Ok, so back to the Movie... all I say is this: "you are as sick as your darkest secrets" and his Sponsor, an Attorney, contradicted his own advice and took a selfish shortcut in rexovery. My Higher Power has delivered a message to me... Never accept bad advixe. Always do the right thing. Annnnd no, I am not a Member of AA nor AAA. I am a Member and qualify for ****, ******, *******, **, and probably need ** and **************. Anonimity is the Spiritual foundation of any program. Clint Eastwood has done it again. Bravo!

Juror #2

Keep your hand on the ff button for this one. Another bunch of bonehead Movie Makers ruining my happy childhood memories. There is one scene, about 12.3765 seconds long, worth watching. I laughed. However, was not an original idea. Watching this movie stoned about Stoners going Camping annnd being murdered for absolutely no reason unless it was a full moon, might be necessary. Had this been Porn, might of had a better chance at being even worse.

Shiver Me Timbers

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OMG!!! Zero Stars!!! Rename the movie "Facelift" because Instead of using plastic explosives they be using a lot of plastic surgery. Can't sleep? Watch this movie. Spoiler Alert: no true Alcoholic spills their breakfast and just hops onto an armored Security truck and drives. They don't do drug and alcohol tests at work? Must be Dubuque, IA. All this movie needed was Russian Asset Steven, Stephan, Stefan Seagall Segull and it would have been perfect with him mumbling nonsense. Eating a carrot.

Armor

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I Can Do Bad All by Myself

1 like

Another one of those hidden agenda movies with an ulterior motive. I guess Hollywood is finally coming out of the Closet with their theories Why didn't they choose a Jewish Pope? Dis we have to wait 2,000 years for a movie to come out and prove there is not a God but ulterior motives by Transgenders? Reminded me of that Tom Hanks Movie... no, not Bachelor Party, that other one... Angels and Demons!!! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Applying genetics and dna ti prove what? There are only two genders. At least ya could have proven the Earth was actually really is flat and Italians are not assholes!!! I did enjoy the acting and Italy is a fun place to visit. The Vatican is a giant coffin, a place of death and not beauty. The Kingdom on Earth is not of the Kingdom as Jesus speaketh in Heaven. But again, as far as the movie goes... well made and i guess they could have had any type of surprize ending. Gluten free Jesus Wafers anf Grape Juice? Now that's a scandal!!!

Conclave

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I tried and there is no way I can watch this movie without destroying my good memories of the first Gladiator. First... get a room!!! Sheesh!!! Was that his wife or his sister? No introduction of who these people are. They always seem to persist on pushing incest in all these movies. Is that because Trump would "date" his own daughter? Second, this looked more like a PS3 Video Game Release than a movie. Historically speaking, where exactly was this Gaint enormous Seaside Castle built? Did Mexico pay for it? The Roman Empire never ever had ships like that. Ohhhh, Metaverse Reality. Third... the movie was terrible and painful to watch because it was not a movie but a long promotion to buy a video game.

Gladiator II

Innapropriate, sarcastic, sad movie. Reminds me of my ex-wife and the movie Tropic Thunder, a movie I can never ever watch again. Lousy special effects - cheep and cartoonish, like mine. I did chuckle a bit but this movie is too depressing and well, disgusting to the core. I guess Child Molesters might enjoy it. Sad that Jack Black has to do innapropriate Hamster jokes teaching children things they should only read about in the Bible with proper supervision. Ok, so now I'm trying to make a joke of it.... I am a Camedian but again, this is sad and inappropriate. Not funny. St. Nicholas was a real man, a Bishop.... now I have to go do some more research and see if he was a Slave Owner as well. Sheesh! Maybe tomorrow I will give this movie a second chance. Maybe.

Dear Santa