John Wirchnianski

Child Abuse!!! Threatening to shank a child as a Crossdressing man, is Child Abuse. Abuse is abuse is abuse... even for a Tylor Perry Movie. Not Comedy Not Funny. It' no wonder people are now desensitized to Children being abused, run from home, and suffer multiple addictions. Sad. Really realy sad.

Another one of those hidden agenda movies with an ulterior motive. I guess Hollywood is finally coming out of the Closet with their theories Why didn't they choose a Jewish Pope? Dis we have to wait 2,000 years for a movie to come out and prove there is not a God but ulterior motives by Transgenders? Reminded me of that Tom Hanks Movie... no, not Bachelor Party, that other one... Angels and Demons!!! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Applying genetics and dna ti prove what? There are only two genders. At least ya could have proven the Earth was actually really is flat and Italians are not assholes!!! I did enjoy the acting and Italy is a fun place to visit. The Vatican is a giant coffin, a place of death and not beauty. The Kingdom on Earth is not of the Kingdom as Jesus speaketh in Heaven. But again, as far as the movie goes... well made and i guess they could have had any type of surprize ending. Gluten free Jesus Wafers anf Grape Juice? Now that's a scandal!!!

I tried and there is no way I can watch this movie without destroying my good memories of the first Gladiator. First... get a room!!! Sheesh!!! Was that his wife or his sister? No introduction of who these people are. They always seem to persist on pushing incest in all these movies. Is that because Trump would "date" his own daughter? Second, this looked more like a PS3 Video Game Release than a movie. Historically speaking, where exactly was this Gaint enormous Seaside Castle built? Did Mexico pay for it? The Roman Empire never ever had ships like that. Ohhhh, Metaverse Reality. Third... the movie was terrible and painful to watch because it was not a movie but a long promotion to buy a video game.

Innapropriate, sarcastic, sad movie. Reminds me of my ex-wife and the movie Tropic Thunder, a movie I can never ever watch again. Lousy special effects - cheep and cartoonish, like mine. I did chuckle a bit but this movie is too depressing and well, disgusting to the core. I guess Child Molesters might enjoy it. Sad that Jack Black has to do innapropriate Hamster jokes teaching children things they should only read about in the Bible with proper supervision. Ok, so now I'm trying to make a joke of it.... I am a Camedian but again, this is sad and inappropriate. Not funny. St. Nicholas was a real man, a Bishop.... now I have to go do some more research and see if he was a Slave Owner as well. Sheesh! Maybe tomorrow I will give this movie a second chance. Maybe.

How on Mother Earth does someone get away with littering, public drinking, start a fire and say this movie is a family movie. Irish Child abuse! Plain and simple. The guy whom I respected as Capt. America is a real ****, a ********, and an *** ****. Skinny Santa??? Body guard? Dull and boring. Predictable. Proves Capitalist American Santa is real and the true meaning of St. Nicholas has been murdered, buried and forgotten.

I highly recommend this movie. Pay attention and read between the lines.

Keep you F#cking child outta my Dam movie! SLAP! Otherwise could have been a good movie.

Not a comedy, not an action movie or a surprize. Now if The Union worked for Putin in Russia, Comrad Wahlburg could have Ukraine win the War in "two weeks" and only then might this movie have a chance. Belarus xould introduce Stephen Segal and give everyone a carrot. That would be funny.... and more pedophile related. Not funny. Soooo many mistakes and toooo many pedophilia jokes. More like the Onion because it's soooo bad it makes you want to cry. Sad really because this script has already been done like 200 times except for the child abuse jokes. Made me cringe. Ohhhhh, I'm just gonna run around London, a foreign secret agent, with an automatic weapon and a silencer in public, jump off buildings LOUDLY and get away with it. No cops Idaho joke was funny. Thank God not a child molestation joke. NAMBLA anyone?

No more Disney for me. There is something seriously wrong within the "thread" if it's cut, broken and tangled.

Uhhhh. a terrible movie. No plot. No real story line. No origin story. I have seen the SHAZAM Movie and Black Adam has left me with a bad taste in my mouth. Just a bunch of characters with superpowers stolen from Marvel Comics. A bad copy n paste of The Avengers, Ant-Man, X-Men and GI-Joe. Sad really. Oh, but the Rock still rocks.