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It was alright. But I have to say the first one was a lot better. It didn’t really get good until the end.

Before watching minions, the rise of gru, I was a broke loser with no freinds, and would sip away the pain with the little money I had to buy beer. One day at the bar, however, my life would change forever. As usual, on the night of June 30th, I was doing my normal, mindless routine of sipping beer when someone rocking a turban sat next to me. I couldn’t believe it. It was Yeat. I gasped in aw as he sipped his lean and rocked his turban, all while doing the twizzy handshake with everyone he saw. Eventually Yeat was asked to leave the bar for causing a disturbance. He pulled out his phone, and called somebody. All of the sudden, 3 minions walked in and shot everyone and everything inside that bar except for me. That’s when I heard sirens. Yeat and his minions motioned for me to come with them. We ran over all the ops with the big body tonka, and pulled up to the movie theater. Yeat and his minions were as kind as to pay for my tickets for the movie “minions: the rise of gru” It was truly a life changing experience. Unfortunately at the end of the movie the ops pulled up to our theater and pointed there guns at us. For a moment it looked like we were done for, until gru jumped out of the movie screen, and used his amulet to turn the ops into rats. After that we all hopped into yeats tonka, and they gave me a ride home. All I have to say is…thank you Yeat.

This movie is awesome. I’m not even into baseball that much I’m into other sports but I loved this movie. Squinks was by far my favorite character. This film has made me love baseball a bit more.