Martin Walker

Bad movie, a waste of time. By the way, have you noticed that the reviews at the top when selecting "All" in the reviews are only showing 4 or 5 stars despite only having a few dozen "helpful" votes, while the 1 star reviews are hidden despite having hundreds of "helpful" votes? Funny how this works right? It's as if they' hiding the negative reviews even though the movie was horrible.

As a Gay Man, the jokes fell flat, the movie is extremely preachy, and it portrays straight people as ignorant caricatures.

What happened to the plot of this game? It's like they're trying to appeal to a certain demographic so that their game will be more successful. I guess they did in a way, but it ended up alienating their core audience.

I'll sum this movie up with one scene. The main character compared the Physical Sports and exercise to the H*tler youth, then claims that due to it started World War 2. I'm not sure if that scene was being satirical or ironic because the main character is supposed to be a stupid teen. I still can't tell because this movie has absolutely zero self-awareness. It's a generic "Christianity bad" movie but it's written so badly and is so serious that I can't even enjoy it as a movie that's so bad that it's so good. It's like a cringey emo kid trying to make a High School Musical movie. Again, I'm not religious and not even a Christian. I take potshots at horrible preach Christian movies all the time, but the writing is so goofy that I can't tell what they're trying to portray. I wanted to play Russian roulette with all of the chambers loaded throughout this entire movie. Spend your hour and half in to a better Netflix movie or show, like Narcos.

This movie kills all the good values the original movie had. This isn't about empowerment anymore, it's about a story of a Mary Sue who beats everyone because she's gifted, not because she grew in the story. Watch the animated version, it's much more better and emotional than whatever they did with this obvious cash grab.

I have never played a Madden game before nor this one, but I'm still going to give this game a one star, just because it's made by EA.

This movie appears to be written by teenagers who think that toxic relationships are hot, and it looks like that it appeals to the same demographic. Little substance in the story, horrible acting, 2 long scenes were even dedicated to shopping because they couldn't think of anything to fill in the story with more depth. It's like a bunch of random events that are stitched together into a movie. After you take a step back and stop romanticizing the movie, it's pretty much incoherent. Like seriously, even the ending is horrible. The ending? The dude kills some gangster, then the heroine is implied to have died while they were crossing a tunnel because the gangsters were waiting to her. IT's just a scene where they drive into a tunnel, then it fades to white. That's it. This movie remind me why Poland keeps getting invaded by their neighbors through history. If I know you in real life, and you unironically think that this film is good, then you are dead to me.

Imagine getting colonized by a foreign power, for 333 years. Being a second class citizen in your own country, that had lasting negative effects to the people long after your independence. Only for the citizens of that former Empire to put you in a negative light. Depicting you as savages and the conquerers as the righteous heroes. Imagine if they tried doing this when the Americans transported slaves to North America. This would never have seen the light of day. However, if it's just people colonizing a country, then it's perfectly acceptable.