Usually if you have great ingredients like eggs flour sugar you make some sweet ass cookies. Well, this movie let the eggs sour then mixed in flour and sugar and let it go rancid in the sun and had the audacity to call it a cookie.
You will need to re watch the first Beetlejuice immediately after seeing this, this thing, to wash the disappointment from your brain. Ouch. I mean why, like really, whyyyy? So bad for what it coulda-shoulda been.