Alex Brown

If this kid runs away ONE MORE TIME… I the last time (probably the 4th or 5th) I had to check to see how much time was left. This was a movie with no story other than maybe racism, sort of, I don’t really know.

If you’re under 30 and have ever been described as being, “a lot of work” or “exhausting” you’re probably really going to like this movie.

YAWN... 2+ hours to tell 3/4 of a story where we all end up not having any storyline resolved. What was the disaster? You never find out. What happens to the main characters? You never find out. What was the point of this movie in the first place... you never find out. Yet another imagine your own ending type movie that leaves you totally unsatisfied.

The idea is a good one but this is a total dude/bro show... if you edited out the words “dude” “bro” “wild” and “crazy” the show would be about 3 minutes long. Hey bro- Yeah dude? Bro did you see that volcano? Wild! Dude yeah that volcano is crazy.

What the hell was that? I’m not being sarcastic, seriously... I’m genuinely asking... what was that? There was no story, no real character development, no point - either that or it was just so high concept you’d need a PHD to understand it. Either way, I’m still completely unsure what that was or why I just spent a full two hours watching it.

The first 2.5 hours are all setup for what amounts to a 20 minute plot... Was it funny and well acted- absolutely. Was it about literally nothing 90% of the time, also absolutely.