Alice A

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015) If you’ve seen the first two Sharknado movies, you know what to expect from this review. There’s no doubt that Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015) is just as masterful as the first two Sharknado movies; Sharknado (2013) and Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014). Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Is not only awe-inspiring, but just plain inspiring. The glorious sharks combined with mesmerizing CGI and electric characters and acting make for quite the film. Director Anthony C. Ferrante delivers a wondrous film that will go down in cinematic history as one of the most marvelous pieces of art to ever gift the Earth.

I think you all know what I’m about to say. This movie is absolutely astonishing. Stupendous job by the cast and crew! It is just as superb as the previous movies; Sharknado (2013), Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014), Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, and Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens. My only complaint is that when I searched for this movie on Netflix, it did not come up, which led me to believe that a Sharknado 5 did not exist. This crushed my soul. However, I noticed the movie in my suggestions, but it still didn’t come up when I searched it. I realized it was listed as 5harknado, rather that Sharknado 5. This did not affect my judgment of it, however, and it remains, along with the other Sharknado movies, one of the most sensational movies I have ever seen.

Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens (2016) is absolutely stunning. Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens (2016) is just as spectacular as its predecessors, Sharknado (2013), Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014), and Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015). These movies have cured my depression and led me to the realization that I am nothing without them. The people working on this movie did a remarkable job on the most astounding films of all time. The sharks are just breathtaking. May I say to the crew: magnificent job.

There is only one word to accurately describe Sharknado 2: The Second One: Genius. The Sharknado franchise is one of only a few with sequels as superior and iconic as the OG. Not only is the plot as genius as the first Sharknado movie’s, but the acting, CGI, sharks, and characters are the best I’ve ever seen. While all the characters are flawless, my personal favorite was the shark. I have devoted my life to worshipping the sharks of the Sharknado universe. Hail the sharks.

This movie is a cinematic masterpiece. The top-notch acting, CGI, plot, sharks, and many more factors contributed to my love of the Sharknado franchise. These movies cured my depression and big gay. These movies helped me to realize that vaccines cause autism. I firmly believe I was put on this earth to watch these movies. Literally and figuratively, I owe my life to these movies. The earth is a cruel place, but at least the Sharknado movies make it better. Why none of these movies were nominated for Oscars, I will never know. I can say, without a doubt in my mind, that the Sharknado movies are the best movies to ever bless this flat earth.6/5 stars.