rainbow budgie

This movie is the pinnacle of human creation. God wishes he could make something this good. Making earth? Amateurish. Creating light? Lame. Making the Emoji Movie? Mmmmmmm...that's the good stuff right there. Lets go into the history of this movie. It began creation in the year 15, the same time the first Smackkle phone was made. James Corden is an immortal being who originally signed up to do this movie in the year 20. You can see his enthusiasm through his lackluster voice performance. YASSSSS QUEEEN jailbreak is the best written female character ever. She don't need no man to be hella annoyin'. Hi-5 is the funniest character in all literature. Move aside, Ron Weaselly. That scene where he says 'Oh....nah'? Literreally the most intriguing, philisophical idea thing in the whole film. Gene's teeth are more interesting than his personality. That little nick? You'll never unsee that. "What has been seen cannot be unseen" - Buddha I would recommend bringing a six pack of beers when you go to see this movie with the boiiiissss. Take a shot everytime you cringe. You'll be dead in five minutes.

This movie is what Van Gogh truly envisioned in his art. What a beautiful creation: Cheesus has blessed our sad little planet with a saving grace. I would give it 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 stars if I could. Mwah! Purrfecto. The terrible CGI really represents the journey that our main characters had to go on - a trash one. This podcast uses the conventions of disharmonious, faint disappointment and discomfort to position the audience into leaving the theatre halfway through. This is not a joke review. We are not trolls. Like, for real bro.