I remember when I was like 7 when my mom walked in while I was watching midget porn and she said for me to watch the new show to see if I liked it. I sat down and watched it, and it, *sobs*, IT CHANGED MY LIFE! I have been watching Jay Jay the Jet Plane for nearly 5 years now, and I have cut into my arm “Jay Jay the Jet Plane is God” when I was 12. I am complete obsessed with him. His sexy face and his charming physique, I don’t know what to do anymore.