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If you like 2-dimensional characters, wooden dialog, crappy CGI effects, and camera shots that look like an ‘80s soap opera, then you’re gonna love Gemini Man. This movie should come with an upfront apology and automatic self-destruct button.

I wanted to drag this movie across concrete. The villains are one-dimensional as Darth Vader, no evident motivation for randomly killing whatever tends to annoy them while planning an elaborate robbery. Film has potential, but never really takes off. One hundred fifty nine minutes of mundane glop that would have been better off shot as an after-school special. Very disappointed that a film starring Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughn failed to get my pulse rate above 82 BPM.