Mr C

Imagine that. A morbidly obese, knock-kneed, slow-moving, pose-striking "ninja." Sure this isn't a comedy?

Came across this on social media with people claiming it was brilliant and it was unfortunate no one was aware of it. I got it "free with ads" and have to say...there's a reason no one's aware of the film. Reviewers must have been compensated. Despite a noteworthy cast, this is just so much badly-acted sophomoric drivel. I've gotten to the part where the "hero" picks up a mini-skirted female hitchhiker on the magical, non-existent Interstate 60 who's on a mission to find "...the perfect f*ck." Believe I've seen enough. "Two stars" because "free with ads." Amazing how much the bar's been lowered.

Bill Macy was wonderful as always, but this was a very long slog.

I remember when this first came out and was the most expensive video RENTAL I'd seen since the Godfather series - $19.99. I wasn't about to pay that much to watch this overhyped Jon-Cryer-gone-to-seed lookalike! In any case, it's a year later and whoever's responsible for this crud has been humbled. The movie's now free - and probably not even worth that. This is ugliness personified, in all its substance abusing sophomoric glory. Good thing all one is wasting is time. I got to about the 00:30 point and moved on.

Loved the original, but "Second" feels forced and there're far too many Bollywood-ish dance numbers. I shut it off after 50 minutes into nearly 2:03 hour runtime.