Jeff Johnson

Have you ever finished a movie and just thought, "Okay."? Because that's this. The gist is this: home invasion, nothing interesting, and no plot, purpose or meaningful story. And I have an English degree. I can make even the most meaningless nonsense into some kind of metaphor if I try hard enough. But this? I was never worried, scared, disgusted... Just bored. I even forgot they were acting, and not in the good way. Keanu Reeves' entire dialogue throughout is some form of "what are you doing!?" Repeated ad nauseum. Ana de Armas just screamed or laughed. There was another actress but she didn't add anything except for there to be two people instead of one. This is one of those movies that makes The Room look good, y'know? Like, that movie was so bad it was... Bad but funny. This movie was barely a movie. Eli Roth just filmed a couple women screaming at Keanu Reeves while he asked them not to. That was this movie.