Elliot Costello

The Velocipastor is a cinematic masterpiece that everyone needs to see at least once. At only 1 hour of screen time, this film achieves more than most 2 plus hour movies do. The characters are also immaculately written. You really care about Doug and Carol and while you might not always agree with everything father Stewart does, his backstory really helps define the complexity of his character and justify his actions. Even the villains are amazing. Franky Mermaid serves as the perfect villain for the first act of the film, and the ninjas as the villains for the second and third acts is also very well done. The ninjas big plan is also very refreshing in today’s movies. Most villains in movies today come up with stupid and convoluted plans that don’t work. Take Thanos for example. His grand plan is to use a bunch of rocks to kill half the universe. This is stupid. However, the ninjas have a much better plan that also has to do with rocks, but I don’t want to spoil anything. If you haven’t already seen this movie it is definitely worth a watch and I highly recommend it.

10/10 would recommend/watch again. The effects are great and still hold up today. Also has some of the best action sequences I’ve ever seen. Allah has blessed us with this film.