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If you'd like to watch a disgusting, incoherent, frustrating piece of garbage, Bring Her Back is your movie. The people giving this film five star reviews are pretentious morons.

Taking artistic liberties with a historical dramatization is one thing, but Ryan Murphy has basically turned the "Monster" series into a vehicle for his own sexual fantasies. Murphy's version of the Ed Gein story bears little to do with what happened in reality, to the point of ridiculousness. Ryan Murphy should stop making shows if he can't keep his own perversions from distorting the narrative to the point of incoherence, and delusion.

The fact that this movie only has a 54% score on Rotten Tomatoes proves just how incompetent the critics on that site truly are. Sure, there's a lot of nostalgia going on, buy this film has heart, and maybe people just want to watch something fun, that's not trying to frustrate, or proselytize it's audience with militant wokeness. People just want to watch a movie to escape sometimes. Escape to a much happier time, before everything turned to absolute 💩. So if you want that kind of experience, watch Lisa Frankenstein, and ignore what the pretentious, idiotic hack career critics are saying. Those people don't like having fun, and want to punish anyone who wants to enjoy themselves while watching a movie.

This is truly one of the most frustrating, and despicable films ever made. It made me never want to watch another film made by Ari Aster ever again. Which is sad, because I thought his other films were amazing. But, "Beau is Afraid" is a self indulgent, pretentious, meandering puddle of swine puke. An artschool cliche. This film is like watching a mental patient wank off, high in meth at a bus stop. Aster deserves to be punched in the face for making this cruel, incomprehensible nonsense. I hope he feels great shame when he reflects on this movie.

It's incredibly difficult, if not impossible to live up to expectations in the minds of Star Wars fans everywhere, but The Book of Boba Fett has definitely lived up to the expectations of this Star Wars fan-boy. There are some small discrepancies, but overall this first episode was superb.