Black Hat Cinephile

Worst movie ever. Worse than a 2 hour film of a blank wall with nothing happening. Because a film of a blank wall is nothing. Last Jedi goes into the negative balance, by destroying the greatest sci-fi franchise in history.

All the praise didn't prepare me for the height of epicness Joker achieved.

Awesome spook picture. Unfortunately, the budget is so low, they couldn't afford to pay the "critics" for better reviews. This movie's over their heads, anyway.

Cool movie. Space zombies and sawblade Frisbees that chop people's parts off. They shuddena went back. That was dumb. But it doesn't take anything away from the movie, because dumb people are real.