Thunderbolt 1000 Siren Productions

Much like WALL-E this movie excels in "Show, Don't Tell" as such movies are quite rare and hard to execute right anyway but this movie nails it with an incredible story that keeps you intrigued from start to end. The soundtrack literally brought me to tears at times, one of the best animated movies of all time.

Literal child pornography where the responsible parent is the villain. The 18+ rating says all you need to know. Fair to say Rotten Tomatoes is full of pedophiles too if they gave it such a good rating because it satisfies their lust for children.

From watching the show as a wee child to even today as a grown adult who's a real "Mr Conductor" now this show still had that same charm that made it so unique. From a strong start between seasons 1-7 to mediocre 3 strikes formula on repeat from seasons 8-16 back to the golden age from 17-21 plus the mixed bag of the last seasons until Mattel finally killed it in favor of a terrible spin off reboot that shall not be named. The show had something for everyone and even today I still haven't forgotten the little blue engine that shares my name. He's a really useful engine y'know.

It really shattered my heart seeing the cheeky little blue tank engine that shares my 1st name being reduced to the same sludge as paw patrol. Part of what made the original series so good was how it stood out from the competition. There was something for both parents and kids. It's buisness 101, if you're product doesn't stand out from the rest and is the same as the likes of others even with minor differences, no one will care. If it wasn't for the original Thomas I wouldn't have a career in the railroads. Thomas was more than just something to pacify your children for 5 minutes before they get bored, I was literally glued to my old CRT TV watching VHS tapes of Thomas and let's not forget Shining Time Station. Even in the old show's weaker seasons it still felt unique and charming... now? All that heart, soul, and passion has been sucked out by corporate greed. I would much rather see my childhood hero scrapped than to be reduced to... whatever this mindless dribble is. The only reason this gets a star from me is Gordon. The fact he's still the same old Gordon I remeber (despite that hideous cartooney redesign) and even voiced by Neil Crone (just like in Thomas and the Magic Railroad) the diamond in the ruff but that alone will not save this now doomed franchise. A disgrace to Awdry's legacy. If any parent happens to read this. Do yourself a favor and search for the actual Thomas from seasons 1-7 or to an extent seasons 17-21. You'll thank me later.

A stellar and hysterical film. Just a heads up it is NOT for most kids, oversensative Karens, and the faint of heart.

Wow a modern day film that doesn't suck?! So miracles do happen. Movie was great, characters were fun, and the story while a bit all over the place was pretty good. I mean it isn't perfect and personally Zootopia still does a better job at this kind of a story but overall if someone asked if it's a good watch, I'd say sure why not.

A nearly great movie but ruined by fatal flaws including many influenced by woke culture namely the end. Huge dissapointment and a stain in modern film, plus the ending was just rushed leaving the movie incomplete.

All the reviews above 1 star are either jokes or blind college rats. That's all you need to know about this steaming pile of racist horse manure. The Emoji movie is like Shawshank Redemption compared to this but the only "redemption" this show has is making both left and right wing people join forces to agree that this show is an insult to humanity... except for the deranged SJWs who have nothing going on upstairs. -10/5 stars

Do not watch. This film was made at the cost of 3 innocent lives 2 of them being children and director John Landis got away with negligent homicide.

Stick grenades everywhere. Nothing but Chinese propaganda from the CCP when those communist rats did f all in WWII. 0/5 stars