Big Boy

Shrek has big pp. I know from the experience. I want him to claim me as his waifu. He is the missing piece to my puzzle. I love his big muscular toes and his furry abs and his chonky arms and his glorious ears that I can so perfectly stick my tongue into. The ONLY downside is that I have gained a 400% increase in STD's. I now have 400 STDs and many that are unknown to even donkey. The doctors tell me I need to stop sticking my tongue in his ear and leave Shrek but I just cant let donkey win. I love seeing how my dirty dirty boy gets even more dirty in the dirty dirty 'mud' bath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Pin me down baby make me yours. Make me sing sweet Jesus. Roar your mighty roar right into my bits. Fill me with your sweet, thick essence.

Barney did the frick with my waifu. I was coming home late from an anime convention, and as I walked into my home, I heard a roar associated with what used to be sweet, sexy memories of my childhood. But now it is associated with the bitter, not so sexy pain of heartbreak and pregnancy. I am pregnant with Barneys child. Barney came down and he was very dominant and I couldn't get him off me. I now live with Barney and I cannot leave the house and I am only to breed.

FIFA is big hot. Those hips can swing on me any time. Those hips really don't lie. Her furry chonkachonkas are the only reason I taste the sweet air she breathes today. I spend all my money on her bath water and her old skins. I just wish one day we could meet and make the sweetest curviest sexy babies ever.

I'm writing this under a false alias. The government is currently tracking me for crimes I am not willing to say aloud. I know this is a risk but the world needs to know the truth. Peppa Pig did 9/11. My cousin who is only often on crack has tried to report this to the police many times and every time he is unjustly accused of wasting police time and also lots of drugs. Last Tuesday he pulled me over saying I need to know something, he then told me his detailed experience of what he witnessed on the day of 9/11. He was in the second building and watching the plan crash into the building. What he saw in the cockpit scarred him for life... Peppa Pig accompanied by Herobrian. Peppa Pig and him locked eyes and said "do not fear for you have done enough crack to have done lots of crack" and then the plane hit and he blacked out. When he woke up he was in peppas burly arms. She said "damn homebre, you got any crack". He did not. Peppa dropped him and now he is a quadriplegic. Peppa luckily was able to save some of his sense. If you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But anyway thats why the government is trying so hard to slide into my DM's, I gotta head out but never forget. YOLO

I am writting this review under the supervision of caillou. I am Happy in the basement and there is no need to worry. Emotionally he makes me very happy I couldn't be better. Love is what he gives me, every morning when I awaken. Please leave me be.

while I write this, I am at home with my wonderful husband sporticus and our 69 children, 54 of which are also names sporticus. I have loved him ever since I first saw him at the tender age of 2. it is the first, and only, time I have ever felt love. I bought a sporticus body pillow with my first paycheck. I will love him until the day I die because he is immortal. I sure do love him hehe.

Noo-noo is abusive. I know him personally and he always washes the dishes without consent. bad boy.