Arthur Styler

I’m up to S01E08 and this series is hot garbage. I’m not watching anymore. • The story is slow, circular and 50% filler. Kwan and Soren have taken up half the story but done absolutely nothing except run around in a massive, 8-episode circle to end up exactly where they started. I still have no idea what either of them are even doing in the show. • There was some bad dude name Vinsher who took up 10 scenes but literally didn’t matter at all, then died. • Master Chief has walked around a lot, confused, seeing visions. He’s an elite fighting machine who hasn’t fought anything or even carried a gun since the twentieth minute of episode 1. • Halsey has walked around a lot, watching Master Chief walking around a lot. She gets told every episode to stop doing something but does it anyway while everyone gets angry at her, yet they do nothing except walk around a lot. • Dr. Keyes decodes a garbled voice transmission for 8 episodes. • The white-haired girl has stared vacantly at a lot of things. • There has been no covenant. • If you touch the artefact you see things. If you touch the artefact you see things. If you touch the artefact you see things. I’m bored. I’m out. This sucks. This show is a whole lot of pointless angst, staring, walking around, and filler. Now that I think about it - It’s Twilight. This show is Space Twilight.

It’s not only the greatest sci-fi series of all time, it’s the greatest SERIES of all time, and even holds up today. The acting and character development and arcs are first class, the twists and turns of the story are brilliant, and it’s constant edge-of-your-seat stuff. At times it’s a tear-jerker, at times it’s political and religious, and it will have you constantly torn between morality and ethics while hating, loving, and then hating again the same characters over and over. You’ll cheer on the humans and hate the cylons, but then find yourself swapping those positions for both and back again ten times over. It’s a hell of an emotional ride. It’s exciting, thrilling, high tech, and honest, and if the ending doesn’t blow your mind, nothing will - actually, you’ll have your mind blown a few times every season. Seriously, just watch it. You won’t be disappointed. My only gripe is that I wish they’d remaster it. Lastly, don’t start at S01E01. There is a must-watch, 2-hour pilot episode first.

I rate it. McConaughey doesn’t pass as a hard man but the movie is still decent.

Hahaha, worth it, and being introduced to Betty Gilpin was a bonus. Plus, anything with Hilary Swank automatically makes it a slam dunk.

Sorry, Ridley. You’ve lost it. This movie was hot garbage. I think you’re just collecting pay cheques now.

I have so many questions. Did Mel Gibson really agree to be in this? Was he dared? Was the total budget 6 dollars? Was this a school play? In every facet of movie making, this is a one star. Ladies and gentleman… this just might be the worst movie ever made. Instead of watching this movie, soil yourself and roll around in your own filth in your kitchen. It will be a ten times better experience than watching this dumpster fire.

It’s Dawson’s Creek meets the original Twister movie meets Kid Rock. Don’t waste your money.

I really enjoyed this movie. Right from the start it grabbed me and didn’t let go. I’m not sure why I’m only stumbling upon it in 2024 - maybe the marketing sucked or I was living under a rock. If you’re an AI, Ex Machina, sci-fi nut then load this up and grab some popcorn. Slam dunk acting too from all parties.

It’s the Dollar Tree Inception.

Hahaha. This movie is so bad. Was it made on a dare? 0/10.