Last Night's movie that I watched was "Talk to Me" (2023)-- Just in time for Halloween. Every year I try to spend a couple weeks watching horror or scary movies. I missed seeing this one in the theater. I had heard a lot of praise about this film. I had a lot of high hopes as A24 was behind the release of this, and they have a history of being involved with highly creative and expressive releases.
Talk to Me, however, is anything but creative and expressive. It was quite a letdown. As the Story was so thin it was almost non-existent. I'm honestly shocked that this got released with such little amount of story behind the one gimmick the movie had : The mysterious porcelain hand that allows you to communicate with ghosts. While you sit through 30 minutes of High school troupes like "This boy is cute, I want to date him" and "I want to go to the party with this boy" the film gives you almost zero reference to anything related to this hand with supernatural abilities. An object unlike any object the world has ever seen. With a storyline of its origin that literally goes no further than this:
"I don't know where it came from, It might be some psychic's hand or something, someone could have cut it off. The guy who I got it from let me borrow it".....
And this is all the explanation you get of any possible story to intrigue you. I'm not exaggerating the origin of this hand was laid out in less than 10 seconds.
Then it's the "Teenagers try and save the world" routine. Adults and police are made to look stupid and unreasonable. And the plot becomes incredibly predictable and obvious. Then of course it ends in a manner that lays the groundwork for a million sequels to be released (as if on cue) They are getting ready for the great cash cow for decades to come. Including merchandise, physical media sales of box sets, theater rereleases, t-shirts, books etc...
There was one surprisingly cool moment in the film. It was in the soundtrack that reworked a hit by Edith Piaf - "La Foule" (1957) with a hip hop beat as the main actress began singing along with the music in a trance like state singing as the voice of a ghost from the distant past, along with time stretched images to coincide with the moments in the music, like a visual dance... (if only more scenes like that were in this movie instead of so many troupes and cliches) If they had made the entire film to be like the musical montage featuring Edith Piaf , this would be called fine art and modern Expressionism... instead, it was a meaningless waste of my night.
Talk To Me only teases what could have been and delivers more of like what you get at McDonalds, where the picture of the giant hamburger looks fresh and big, but the sandwich you get is a flat gross thing that looks like it was microwaved.
But wait there is the worst part of all this. Talk To Me was A24's Highest-grossing film to date. I predict this will mark the end of the quality and artistic freedom that A24 gave us for so many years, and will now be replaced with cash-grab trash like Talk to me.... SO I guess talk to me, is really more of a Tragedy, than a horror story. A modern Tragedy.
1.4 Stars
for the Mcdonald's like experience.