Liam Capco

I cannot express in words the sheer amount of malice and pure, unfiltered, raw hatred I have for the film "Turbo." The very existence of this mindless, ignorant, and downright foolish film fills me with a rage that is indescribable. Turbo and his ridiculous friends are the bane of my existence. The characters are no better. Each one is more insipid and slow-witted than the last. Their attempts at humour are pathetic and fall flat every single time. It's as if the writers didn't even try to create something remotely engaging or thoughtful. Instead, we're left with a parade of idiotic, dull characters that do nothing but irritate and bore the audience. Watching this film makes me violent. Every scene, every frame, is a reminder of how much I despise this franchise. My blood boils whenever I see anything related to Turbo. The sight of that foolish snail, the sound of his voice, the mere mention of his name – all of it makes me seethe with rage. If I could, I would erase the existence of Turbo from this world entirely. I wish it had never happened. I wish Turbo had remained a slow, insignificant snail in his little garden, never to venture into the world of racing and certainly never to grace our screens with his presence. Turbo is a stain on the animation industry. It's a mindless, foolish, and witless film that should never have been made. My hatred for Turbo and his friends knows no bounds. I dream of a world where Turbo never existed, where we were all spared from this travesty of a film.

My favourite part was when Richie Panichi said "It's consificating time" and proceeded to consificate all over the place

Alright show, it's just that sometimes, something can feel creepy about it...

Don't watch it, you'll get herpes

Thanks to this show, I now have aids and herpes.

"The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown" is an unparalleled cinematic masterpiece that puts Saving Private Ryan and Castaway to shame. Unlike those films, it features not only top-notch acting from John Cena and The Undertaker but also cutting-edge animation that transports audiences to a prehistoric world filled with wonder and excitement. While Saving Private Ryan may have won awards for its realism and gritty portrayal of war, it can't compete with the sheer spectacle of watching Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble compete in a tag team match against the likes of Roman Reigns and Vince McMahon. And while Tom Hanks may have delivered an Oscar-worthy performance in Castaway, he never had to contend with a wrestling ring made entirely out of stone. In "The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown," audiences are treated to a unique blend of humour, action, and heart that simply cannot be found in other films. From Fred's hilarious one-liners to the high-flying manoeuvres of Rey Mysterio, Jr., there is never a dull moment. While Saving Private Ryan and Castaway may be regarded as cinematic masterpieces by some, they lack the charm and warmth of "The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown." After all, what's more entertaining than watching The Great Khali square off against a giant dinosaur? In conclusion, "The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown" is a true work of art that surpasses even the most highly regarded films in cinematic history. Its unforgettable characters, thrilling action sequences, and heartwarming moments make it a true masterpiece that will stand the test of time.

Thanks to this show, I now have herpes, and will die within a week.

If you want to watch this movie, you can go stare at a dumpster fire for about an hour and a half.

Welcome to your life There's no turning back Even while we sleep We will find you Acting on your best behaviour Turn your back on Mother Nature Everybody wants to rule the world It's my own design It's my own remorse Help me to decide Help me make the Most of freedom and of pleasure Nothing ever lasts forever Everybody wants to rule the There's a room where the light won't find you Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down When they do, I'll be right behind you So glad we've almost made it So sad they had to fade it Everybody wants to rule the world I can't stand this indecision Married with a lack of vision Everybody wants to rule the— Say that you'll never, never, never, never need it One headline, why believe it? Everybody wants to rule the world All for freedom and for pleasure Nothing ever lasts forever Everybody wants to rule the world

I loved watching this when I was younger. It's still one of my favourite shows today. Seasons 1-3 of this were the best.