Damian King

You had me at spring fed, naturally filtered, geothermallly heated.

I wish I hadn't watched the Hot Ones episode prior to the film. Now that's funny. Movie has couple of genuine laughs. Hugh Jackman is like Arec Borwan acting with Vin Diesel and Paul Walker. Rewatch the original and be reminded how fully sick it is. Sooo wanted it to be good

Is this what gay Rex Hunts whack off to or what? Jesus Allah this is bad

Please don't do a remake. It gets better/ more gut wrenching every time I watch it. "I'm gonna watch you till I can't see U no more. Will U watch me?"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I thought it went alright. Heaven forbid someone tries to do something different though. Reviews have been strange for this movie. The opening credits are too long. Stylised and pretty cool I thought. Unsurprisingly not many Steins or Berg's in the executive producer dept. One Witz though. Hard to follow. Probably same people who loooovve Nolen films. Anyway I'm rambling. Goes pretty good, made with love. Gibson narration probably only bettered by Morgan Freeman. His acting (even at 70%) does kinda make the rest of cast bit meh but not distractingly so. Don't believe the reviews. This one included😉

The original Disney Little Mermaid was an amazing movie. The extremely bleek version that follows the original story closer was probably better again in my opinion. (Maybe because like a lot of "kids" movies from the eighties it showed it's not always happy ever after.) This however just sucks. I don't care if Ariel is black, blue or brindle. Eric could be a Trans, Eunuch, Slam poet for all I care. It looks abhorrent. Surely James Cameron could of poked his head in for a look and told them. Characters, story, music, humour matters not when it is so distractingly bad to look at. Disney. Please don't ruin the legacy of anymore classics.

For the ending. After what feels like 4.5 hrs. It ended.

Anyone who watches this movie will remember it.

Just did annual re-watch. McDonagh should be the only person allowed to make movies. Sam Rockwell. And by Sam Rockwell I mean SAM Motherfather ROCKWELL.

Was so excited for a new McDonagh movie, (either brother). Have adored every film with In Bruges and 7 psychopaths just in front of Calgary, amongst my favourite movies. This however, after a seemingly original premise is..................just fecking boring. Every performance is top notch. Beautiful to look at. Probably win some awards. If U like Billboards U might like this. I did not