Contained movies with small casts are the cheapest to make. That's the main reason this movie even got made. I used speed plugins to watch this movie at 400% and still the pacing was too slow, so I fast forwarded and that still wasn't fast enough. I then resorted to scrolling through the thumbnails at the bottom and skipping to the end. I don't think I missed anything and only lost 10 minutes to sample the movie.
Had a few good visuals.
I rate this movie TL;DR, even at such a short length.
I'm almost tempted to give the movie 2 stars just because the title is so good. Really wish they hadn't wasted that amazing title on such a not quite mediocre film.