Luke Strikwerda

At no point did they explain how deep is deep. Thoroughly unimpressed. 2 Deep Blues / 10

I really liked Malcolm's role in this film. 5 / 10

Crocodile Dundee has never disappointed me before and this masterpiece is certainly no exception. Australia / 10

This movie made me wish there were real birds called thunderbirds that caused thunder. But seeing as how that isn't true I am upset and wish this movie had never existed in the first place. Longing for thunderbirds / 10

This one's a Winn for cinematography in my book! 10 / 10

*Interlude banjo music* This movie made me really wanna play the banjo and also get a dog and name it banjo. 9 Broken banjo strings / 10

If you ask me, the title of this movie should be Jimmy's Balls because that's what this garbage is comparable to. 2 nards / 10

Not sure if this is a real zebra or not, still not convinced. But boy do I wish I had a zebra in MY kitchen! 7/9.

Definitely not the best whale movie I've seen. Soft 3/10.