Jinan De Jesus

(NON TRIGERRED WOODY WOODPECKER FANS ONLY PLEASE) I know that you will see this review and take a quick glimpse at it, only then to quickly dismiss it and scroll down to see the echo chamber of reviews that almost everyone has to make yourself feel better. I know that you will report this review for some nonsense because it hurt your feelings about Woody Woodpecker. I know that you won't listen to the criticism that I have to say about the show, something that could possibly improve it as a whole. You simply just want everything to be positive and good for your mood. Anything that goes against Woody Woodpecker and its shows will cause you stress, anger, and anxiety. You know it. You know who you are. You've been seeing my account, as well as all my other alternate accounts that have posted mostly negative content about Woody Woodpecker, and you know it. I know who you are. Are you mad? I know you're just a child. The world simply doesn't work like that. Do you think I get mad whenever my favourite character is insulted, or is criticised? No, and that's because I can understand the reasons why people would do that. Sometimes, it's just pure hatred - like you - or it's for the well-being of the character. Want to talk to me? Come on, send me an email. I would gladly love to talk with you.

Anyway, continuing on with the essay: against the cartoons that are actually decent nowadays. Access to special computers capable of rendering frames of animation is almost widely open, and considering there is talent all around the world that could've been hired to create high quality animation, there is little to no excuse why animation like this exists. This can be seen as extreme disrespect towards the first cartoons that have ever existed. Considering that the animation during the 1920s and 1930s were undoubtedly the highlights of the Golden Age of animation, it is rather sad that this series just stomps and spits on it like a child on a tantrum. Much like the majority, if not all those who watch this series. It's a sickening look on modern day cartoons, and it will provide absolutely no hope -- I-I mean (oops, got to stay in the essay dictation), the series is an example of such a cartoon that disrespects and does not conform to the normal values of what constitutes as a cartoon. The overall design and appearance of the cartoon is less than horrid, resembling almost an NFT-like art style. The main character, Woody Woodpecker, has such an unusual design. The appearance can cause one (at least, someone who is in touch with reality, and isn't blind or deaf) to become extremely uncomfortable, to the point where they will likely immediately stop the video and simply leave in disgust. This is equivalent to eating a chocolate pizza that is full of broccoli and watermelon slices, added with cow dung and undigested remains of a woodpecker from a predatory bird. Although, there is no actual way of describing how one will feel, as that is left to the opinion of the viewer (depending on their sanity and their ability to tell the difference between a car coming towards them, or when they are looking at their IQ test score). The character, simply put, is So Hard, It Tickles. The main character, more specifically, is more bland than the rocks you would find in someone's grand-grand mother's secret cellar for the war who watches this show and likes it. 0 personality, if there is any. Humour is worse than Amy Schumer's, and that's no exaggeration. Yet somehow, there are individuals who are capable of stooping to such low levels of sanity and intelligence. Just the chemical signals sent in their brains are enough to stimulate them to liking this character, chemical signals originating from the euphoria usually associated with reproduction. Oops, another word limit reached, see you all next time!

Lol. To all those who watched Woody Woodpecker and had even a tiny bit of positivity of the movie, who hurt you? Were you abused as a child? Or were you forced to watch this? Don't you realize that the rich people of Universal Studios who made this movie are manipulating you? It's pretty disgusting how many people are brainwashed to watch this film, and how they like it. Woody Woodpecker is one of the real reasons why cartoons in Hollywood are dwindling in value. Artists have realized you can just make anything and release it to the public and it will make money. It is the consumers who like Woody Woodpecker that are making everything worse in the cartoon industry. They are helping fuel this fire. If you want to support the cartoon/entertainment industry and help improve it as a whole, please support works that are rich in creativity and originality, even ones that are rather obscure and unnoticed, it's better than letting things like Woody Woodpecker from taking over the industry. It's hard to let go of the cartoons of your favourite character, but just so you know it's for the better. This will actually allow for the artists to realize that these types of shows aren't great, and will actually improve on the content. It will make you and everyone happy.

If I had $1 for every star I gave this show, the whole world would be bankrupt. Like seriously, there were better shows of this era. Like, go search cartoons in the 1950s and you'll find literally thousands of results. These have no spirit, originality or effort put into them. The main character feels a lot like Bugs Bunny, but worse. Also, why did this series last for almost 3 decades? Did they think that people would watch this garbage? I've seen worse cartoons than this, and they're actually watchable and somewhat entertaining. This is just eye sore. And if you're wondering, I am considering the time this show was created and the expectations of cartoons in this era. If there's nothing else that you can watch other than this show, I suggest you do something else in your spare time like go biking outside, read books, or do homework and wait until there is something else to watch.