Shijoe Joseph

First class! Don't miss! How films ought to be made; how they were made back in the day!

A spectacularly pretentious and overrated snoozefest of a cunting, nonsensical shite-fest adored only by his fanboys, not by those who appreciate good quality film.

A spectacular cunting shite of a kike-fuckin' bollocks that would of course be praised by pretentious cunts of a degenerate nature.

Brilliant show but since it is good, they cancelled it because it isn't a show for kunting shite woke sodomite freaks! Don't miss!

Hilary's husband, not Bill Clinton? She is a strong independent woman? Kunting shite, woke bollocks-ian arse-kunting-shite of a show dragged on for 10 kunting shite episodes! And a poof that doesn't look good for either a woman or man; I have seen dykes that look much better! Avoid!

Period setting and all is nice, and so are all the scenic / panoramic aerial shots of Ireland but the story itself was, as expected, pretentiously bollocks-ian gob-kunting-shite. Perhaps men way back then used to deal with midlife crisis in such weird manner but even after a complete suspension and cessation of all my reasoning and disbelief, this film made zero sense to me! If you have nothing else to do, and only if it is free as well, watch! Otherwise, avoid at all costs! And instead watch Babette's Feast, which is a priceless gem of a motion picture (majestic Criterion has an exquisite blu-ray).

A snoozefest. David is a blissful vision of a man to behold but an absolute snoozefest of a film.

A spectacular snoozefest that them woke kunts would find appealing. Tom Blyth is hot but I wish they had more screen time for George Somner because he is hotter! The Hunger Games was a wickedly perfect beast but they were all from times when woke kunting shite hadn't started to pollute everything that is good.

The most ridiculous survival film. This is the kind of stuff woke cunts would eat. Strong yet spectacularly stubborn and stupid female lead was so spectacularly obnoxious, I wished the German Shepherd bit her face off! Her sister is trapped under water and yet, she goes around not knowing how to open the window of a car without a key that her sister trapped under a rock has to enlighten her, hey fuckface, use a damn stone! And then she goes hiking across to a house and then back and has moment after moment to sit on ground all seemingly hopeless reminiscing her childhood trauma, then get enlightenment as to use to a sign pole to wedge and get her sister from under the rock. In reality, this half an hour worth of picnic would mean the death of one trapped under the rock. Again, the German Shepherd, and I hoped it was Blondie, should have bitten off her face! Avoid!

Back in the day, this was a weird little yet endearing film; but after all these years of absolute woke nonsense bombarded unto us left, right and centre, this film has become for me my trusted warm cup of coco / strong cardamom milk tea / black coffee - one that makes mine heart smile! Even 27 Dresses is a gem now! 😭❤️ How times have changed and for the worse! Absolute gem of a film; I don't see what I thought was weird before at all anymore. Love this film! I am 38 now; saw this in my early 20s! And dear sweet Irish people, God bless you all! And keep singing, and protect that sweet accent! 😭❤️