Why? Just why? I loved the classic Perry Mason. I hated this. HATED IT. I laughed once during a sex scene, but other than that 10 seconds, the entire hour was a bust.
People are going to compare this to Perry Mason, the popular and high-quality crime and courtroom drama show. This show, however, is nothing like that. So why call it Perry Mason at all? If you're not going to give us the things that made Perry Mason the quality show that it was, then call it something out.