andre lovell

The only good thing about it ...is that it is so bad you can make jokes about it to people lucky enough to have never seen it for themselves. Synopsis is that a woman feels guilty because she forces her husband to carry their daughter to work...btw... he interviews cannibalistic murderers for a living. You guessed it...the daughter is eaten by one of his patients and she blames herself. She then witnesses the murder of her neighbor's gf, who is a con artist, calls the police as the murder takes place and by the time the police arrive there is no trace of the woman...the boyfriend (who was upstairs when this all took place) thinks that this lady who was just stabbed to death downstairs, her body dismembered ...the murder scene cleaned.........he thinks she has travelled to Seattle. Who could do such a horrible things, well a nine year old girl of course. Who also murdered her mother for being pregnant, and her teacher for....welll we don't know...but the protagonist had a hallucination that she was kissing her father. The protagonist, who isn't coping with the fact that her daughter was served to a cannibal, developed a fear of the rain...yes throught all of this..the rain scares her. The protagonist is able to brave the rain and drag her body across the street... to see her handyman laying in a pool of blood (by the way he killed his entire family and was hired by her husband who even though he is a forensic psychiatrist seems to be very trusting of the criminally insane), her neighbor who had just been killed by previously memtioned 9 year old because of his poor ventriloquist skills, and gets into a fight with said little girl...where she is stabbed and shot but bounces back to use one of trusty and very breakable casserole dishes to kill this little girl. There were no witnesses but the police apparently took the word of the world's worst psychiatrist, a drunk who looks like superman around kryptonite when exposed to the rain...and a partly mute, ex murderer/current incompetent handy man who lived in his employers attic unknown to her. So in the end, this little girls has murdered 3 adult women, 1 adult male, attempted to murder and cause serious bodily harm to 1 male and 1 female before she too was murdered. Also 4 identical casserole were destroyed but the last...not in vane. In a world where children are hungry, how could money be spent on this.