Sammy Kenobi (TheSuperMarioMan)

the fucking spike hitboxes extend to the sides of them this game sucks so bad i fucking hate it aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Few words can describe how much unfiltered joy I experience whenever I play the Alvin And The Chipmunks video game. This game is simply delightful and the best game on Wii, PS2, DS and PC. The Chipmunks dancing and playing their instruments with such skill inspires me to become skillful at my passions, the song list is comprised of only the best Chipmunk covers and original songs that move me so hard to happiness every time I hear them, the venues are the most interesting and jaw dropping places I have ever looked at in my entire life. Now I would describe to you examples of everything I just talked about in that past sentence, but I don't want to spoil you on any specific way this game makes me feel empowered, you will just have to buy this game and experience the magic for yourself. Even calling this a "game" is a disservice to it's greatness, I would much rather call this a "gift from the heavens" this gift from the heavens is a beautiful one, a shining star, a path to enlightenment. this gift from the heavens is best experienced alone, so you can really take in all of it's greatness and be more connected to God himself. After all. God made this gift so we must all use it how he intended. Thank you, for listening.

Picking up a game called Crazy Frog Racer you would expect the worst of the worst, right? Well even you will be shocked! Because this game is, somehow, even worse than you would ever think! This game is a street racer in the style of F-Zero, now that wouldn't sound so bad and I'm sure with good execution this could've been alright or even (god forbid) good. But I guess the developers didn't think a decent game would fit such an annoying licence (and it wouldn't) so the execution is about on par with an early tech demo. I'm serious. There are only 12 total tracks, most of those tracks being really hard to navigate and unclear of where you are supposed to go, most of the characters look like cartoon rejects and don't fit the Crazy Frog universe at all, the music ranges from pretty catchy to generic drivel (and there is no Axle F in the game despite the city the game takes place in being based of the city in the Axle F music video) and worst of all. THIS GAME MAKES ME FEEL SICK! I had to stop playing after a while just so I wouldn't throw up due to the overly twisty track design and awful camera! Keep in mind, I usually do not get sick while playing video games, not even fast racing ones. I can play 200cc in Mario kart with no problem. Heck, I can play the original F-Zero on the SNES with no problem. So this game of all things making me want to throw up. That is the markings of a really. Bad. Game. This has been Sammy Kenobi, and I give Crazy Frog Racer a 1/10

If you are new to Super Monkey Ball, then this game is pretty good. But if you already have experience with Super Monkey Ball (especially 1 and 2) Then you can pass up on this one. The new stages aren't that spectacular and the old stages from 1 and 2 are pretty much ruined. For most of the stages with moving parts, the timing of the moving parts in qustion is different between Deluxe and their origin game, which can be jaring for experienced players. Plus some of the stages are in different stage themes than they are in 1 and 2, which for players used to the origional stage themes, can be very asteticly offputting. And by far the biggest issue. Since this game was never ported to the gamecube, they had to take away a lot of the precise movement angles to compensate for the smooth stick pads of the XBOX Controller and the Dual Shock 2. This makes the thinner stages arbitrarily harder which is a MASSIVE problem!