Sammy Kenobi (TheSuperMarioMan)

This game is technically sound. It reminds me of a 2d battle for bikini bottom (bfbb gba doesn’t exist, shhh) and that is a proper key to my heart. However, once you beat the 5th world, the game essentially tells you to screw off and get over 100 of these purple things (I’m not too well versed in rayman lore, sorry) and that requires backtracking to earlier levels a lot and playing 4 harder worlds that unlock. Neither of which is very fun. Classic ubisoft padding out their games with unnecessary bs. Oh well. Game is still fun. 3/5

This game is pretty good. Driving around is fun, the mission types (while repetitive) are a good test of your driving skill, the music is a banger and the game overall has that classic Simpsons charm. Only issues are that this game is pretty liniar for a supposed "GTA clone" and the difficulty spike at the end may be a little too much for some players. But overall, this game is a solid keeper and one to look out for if you are a Simpsons fan or just like driving games in general.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom

If you are a SpongeBob fan, this game will have you smiling and laughing. If you are a casual gamer, this game will scratch your 3d platforming itch well. If you are a speedrunner, this game will keep you hooked. This is a great game for anyone who likes good video games and/or SpongeBob. I do recommend you get the original Xbox/ps2/GameCube game however, since rehydrated does mess up a couple of things like Easter eggs or gameplay objectives. But still, this is a fantastic game that you are missing out if you don’t play. Only flaws are some insane knock back from enemy’s and obstacles and certain levels are a bit too dark on ps2 and GameCube. (Overall, 9/10)

This is the most wholesome entertainment ever. The characters are all likeable, the episodes are so much fun to watch and the soundtrack is top tier. Certainly gibe this show a watch if you haven’t already, it is surely worth your time and I am really beating myself up about not watching it when it came out, I would’ve loved to be a part of the online discourse surrounding this show back then. 10/10

Few words can describe how much unfiltered joy I experience whenever I play the Alvin And The Chipmunks video game. This game is simply delightful and the best game on Wii, PS2, DS and PC. The Chipmunks dancing and playing their instruments with such skill inspires me to become skillful at my passions, the song list is comprised of only the best Chipmunk covers and original songs that move me so hard to happiness every time I hear them, the venues are the most interesting and jaw dropping places I have ever looked at in my entire life. Now I would describe to you examples of everything I just talked about in that past sentence, but I don't want to spoil you on any specific way this game makes me feel empowered, you will just have to buy this game and experience the magic for yourself. Even calling this a "game" is a disservice to it's greatness, I would much rather call this a "gift from the heavens" this gift from the heavens is a beautiful one, a shining star, a path to enlightenment. this gift from the heavens is best experienced alone, so you can really take in all of it's greatness and be more connected to God himself. After all. God made this gift so we must all use it how he intended. Thank you, for listening.

Picking up a game called Crazy Frog Racer you would expect the worst of the worst, right? Well even you will be shocked! Because this game is, somehow, even worse than you would ever think! This game is a street racer in the style of F-Zero, now that wouldn't sound so bad and I'm sure with good execution this could've been alright or even (god forbid) good. But I guess the developers didn't think a decent game would fit such an annoying licence (and it wouldn't) so the execution is about on par with an early tech demo. I'm serious. There are only 12 total tracks, most of those tracks being really hard to navigate and unclear of where you are supposed to go, most of the characters look like cartoon rejects and don't fit the Crazy Frog universe at all, the music ranges from pretty catchy to generic drivel (and there is no Axle F in the game despite the city the game takes place in being based of the city in the Axle F music video) and worst of all. THIS GAME MAKES ME FEEL SICK! I had to stop playing after a while just so I wouldn't throw up due to the overly twisty track design and awful camera! Keep in mind, I usually do not get sick while playing video games, not even fast racing ones. I can play 200cc in Mario kart with no problem. Heck, I can play the original F-Zero on the SNES with no problem. So this game of all things making me want to throw up. That is the markings of a really. Bad. Game. This has been Sammy Kenobi, and I give Crazy Frog Racer a 1/10

If you are new to Super Monkey Ball, then this game is pretty good. But if you already have experience with Super Monkey Ball (especially 1 and 2) Then you can pass up on this one. The new stages aren't that spectacular and the old stages from 1 and 2 are pretty much ruined. For most of the stages with moving parts, the timing of the moving parts in qustion is different between Deluxe and their origin game, which can be jaring for experienced players. Plus some of the stages are in different stage themes than they are in 1 and 2, which for players used to the origional stage themes, can be very asteticly offputting. And by far the biggest issue. Since this game was never ported to the gamecube, they had to take away a lot of the precise movement angles to compensate for the smooth stick pads of the XBOX Controller and the Dual Shock 2. This makes the thinner stages arbitrarily harder which is a MASSIVE problem!