Windham Wood

1st watch is enthralling, 2nd watch, you realize it sucks. Good thing this trilogy is over. Only slightly better than is precursor.

The movies bad, like really bad. I have too many complaints and I don’t feel like typing them out. I’m here just ti leave my obligatory 1 star review, as all Star Wars fans should.

Out of the 3 equally sub-par sequel movie, this is the most watchable. It’s the only movie where Finn isn’t utterly useless, and actually has some character development. The score is amazing, especially the Resistance theme. That theme gives this movie an extra star. I’ll always get chills when Han says “it’s the resistance” and you hear the theme play while the x wings fly over the lake.

From the words of Michael Rosen, “Great, really great.”

*Long exhale* It’s good, I guess. Sure, the soundtrack is good and the dialogue between Obi Wan and Anakin during the final battle is top tier, but other than that, it’s just another prequel. 3/5, overrated

The Empire Strikes back by…..cutting off Lukes arm just so he can get a robotic one? Freezing Han in carbonate which doesn’t even kill him? It’s a good movie, but come on. People overrate it in my opinion. 3.5/5

To be frank, I don’t like this movie. It’s very cliche, and I know it’s old, but the fight scenes just aren’t interesting. The best things about this movie are the soundtrack, which is amazing, and the fact that it’s the first Star Wars. 3/5, would be 2/5, borderline 1 if it didn’t kick off the series

I’m gonna keep this one short. It’s boring, really boring. The only interesting part is Yoda vs Dooku. Turn this movie on if you want background noise while you sleep.

Yawn 🥱🥱🥱. This movie is what I like to call a “snooze fest”. It’s the second worst Star Wars movie in my opinion

This is where LucasFilms started to get serious. It’s the first Star Wars movie where I don’t clock watch. I always loved the Endor scenes and the final space battle is miles better than the previous 2. 4.5/5, the best of the OT