Seth Coleman

I tried to play this bloodfart of a game but then I died of old age during the mandatory tutorial. (Really? press the joystick left to look left. Thank god for tutorials!!) But when I hit the 7 minute mark and the computer was STILL explaining entry level food goes in here type stuff, I uninstalled. Actual example from the voice over, "The speed display in the bottom right displays your speed." Eat me. I got better things to do like stare at a wall.

Will Ferrell plays a man child, again. But instead of having the backdrop of some kind of sport, this time its Christmas. If you like holiday movies and Will Ferrell you might like this movie. Everyone else should stay away.

I can't really say why this movie is a waste of time without spoiling everything. Let's just say if you wanted to be bored to death than this is for you. Nearly nothing happens for the first 70 minutes. Unless you consider watching someone else watch something scary to be the height of moviemaking you can skip this one. I could forgive this film's incredibly dull pacing if anything frickin happened in the movie. CGI jump scares and nonsensical bogus mythology does not a good movie make. Honestly this movie makes no sense whatsoever and everything here you've seen before. I'm only giving it two stars instead of one because the actors are all clearly trying their best in a movie full of cliches. Bad writing is not the performers fault. Skip this and just watch The Ring or The Sixth Sense again and your time will be much better spent. In short Sinister isn't a very good film unless this is your first horror movie.

It's an alright move. Just alright. It's just a wasted opportunity. They just kind of jam the turtles into a C+ level Batman story. The turtles act and are drawn all goofy and over exaggerated like Teen Titans GO! Lots of weird squeals and poses like they're teen girls in a Manga. Lots of really bad sitcom jokes. I.E. Alfred doesn't like skateboarding in the house and Batman is too uptight to enjoy pizza. Just in case you were wondering how by the numbers generic this time waste is don't worry, they manage to shoehorn in Joker for no reason. Because apparently you're not legally allowed to make a Batman anything without the Joker and Harley Quinn in it. They even included yet another Commissioner Gordon joke about how Batman leaves suddenly and Gordon doesn't like it. That gag is even better the 500,000th time. What's that? Is Arkham Asylum inserted into the story? Maybe in a way that includes something happening to all the inmates that would set them all free just in time to fight our heroes? Of course it is because this is just the most unoriginal thing Warner Bros Animation has made in years. (And yes the fight at Arkham takes place in way where Batman identifies each criminal and gives background on their powers while fighting them) Oh and even though Nickelodeon is involved this ain't for kids, there's swearing and gruesome bloody murders. So I could keep complaining but trust me unless you are a 16 year old boy who has never seen anything Batman related before skip this one. Its poorly drawn, badly scripted and completely pedestrian. A huge disappointment.

As president of the National Seths Council or N.S.C., I think we are all owed an apology for this tired one trick pony of a movie.