ajwilson1994

This is, by far, the worst movie I have ever seen. 2 hours of this movie essentially revolves around the day-to-day activities of a Swedish cult; this could have been summarised in no more than 20 minutes. Nevertheless, to spare you the boring details, provided below is a recommended list of alternative activities you could complete in these 2 hours. All of which will be more far more entertaining than watching Midsommar. - Sewing the holes together in all of your old socks - Re-watching the 2018 World Cup Semi Final: England v Croatia (1-2). - Learning the periodic table from memory; your local GP would advise against consuming Pu (plutonium) whilst watching Midsommar. - Contemplating different hairstyles showcased by renowned world leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un. - Reading the UK Criminal Law Case: R v Brown. I did not see the remaining 27 minutes of the movie as I left the movie theatre. Somewhat similar to the apple that fell on Sir Isaac Newton’s head, Midsommar repeatedly kicked me in the testicles for 2 hours (metaphorical R v Brown reference) and I came to a realisation…I should have brought more plutonium.