Awaiting Termination

God Bless this film! This movie changed my life! No, no no! It did not just changed life! It gave me a whole new purpose and overall changed my entire outlook on my very existence. This movie is a holy ancient relic that was bestowed upon us by the great spirit above 🌟. Before partaking in the viewing of this film, I was spiritually confused and my life was in shambles. Every day that I woke up a dense fog would cloud my mind and I felt very tired of it all I failed to find true happiness in my life. But then, I went to Wal-Mart at 10pm right before they closed, to buy some chips ahoys for my weed driven munchie-munches. And stumbled upon the 5 dollar movie bin before checking out. And idk something in me made me shift my focus from the check out line towards a particular dvd box in the bin. And a bright light from the heavens illuminated said particular dvd box. I was intrigued, I dived into the dvd bin and came out with this dvd box in my hand. Idk something about this movie just felt right and I proceeded to purchase it. Long story short, after watching the entirety of the movie. Everything changed. My stature grew from 4'4 to 6'2! My biological age reversed by 10 years! And I became a muscular boi instead of my usual chunky boi. The next morning I woke up and received a call from my boss telling me I got a raise and have been promoted! And I finally felt an inner peace and motivation I hadn't felt in decades! I still believe to this day that our lord and savior sent me this movie as a message to keep on going and to never stop believing! God bless yall 🙏 I found da way and so could you too!