Mick Williams

I thought this movie was hilarious, & I wasn't even on anything. Mind you, I also enjoyed "The Love Guru" so.....

Look, the acting's not great & nor is the premise but at least the idea is a little more original than others. Not much scare factor but plenty of gore for most of us. The screaming/whining from the woman near the end actually gets a tad distracting & irritating to be honest but Pigboy is the star for me, even though his much bigger partner does most of the damage. Seriously, if Pigboy wasn't in it it would definitely lose a star. Hilarious.

This is the best movie I've seen in years. I'm talking 20-30 years. Watching it I can only compare it to 'Pulp Fiction' but it is not a try-hard, it is a beautifully written,directed & acted stand alone that every fan of movies must see. It has gone to the top of my list. Other favourites include- Near Dark The Sure Thing Skin Deep I have quite an ecclectic range but you will enjoy them. x

I suppose "Less than average White" would have been a clumsier but much more apt name for this film. Katrina Bowden in a bikini being the only highlight in this poorly made, written & acted movie. Not even a hint of a scare.

I may have seen the 1st one when it came out but just saw this one in 2021. Held little hope for it (has Michael Ironside EVER had hair?) . Not too bad a story. It's basically "Carrie" with weird stuff. Quite impressed with the special effects & even the monstery stuff for that era. Probably 3 1/2 but give it a shot.

I'm about half way through. It is so bad it's hilarious. The only reason it got an extra star. The leading lady has the face of a baboon & the acting skills to match. The script may have been written in crayon, A "C" movie but slightly amusing. Oh,well,back to it x Oh my god, even her ears are ugly. She's got a box like a bikie's goatee & I'm not finished/ Steer clear of the fight with the cops if you're squeamish. Then there's tall & titless. Our girl did'nt get this job on her acting abilities. Frightening girl/girl cell fight. My god the fight scenes are so bad but how do I end this complete waste of time? Aah...perfect.

About time I went to bed a half hour in to this. Jack did the best he could & was great but it really is a boring movie

I'd give it 3 1/2 if I could. It's hot bodies, some fun dialogue & ......well.. I have no idea. No plot, no nothing. Watch it once. Pause it occasionally. I wish it was scratch & sniff.

Ooohh....so close. He may have even murdered her if he could walk faster than a zombie with a limp. Not horrible but not good.

2 dorks have a great idea whilst playing Dungeons & Dragons & decide to buy a ghillie suit, topping it off with a bad mask & rubber monster gloves. Unfortunately, this is the result. Seriously, do ANYTHING else with your time.