So I thought Mike Meyers was in this but he wasn’t. I was confused on who the bad guy was but everyone kept bothering him and wouldn’t leave him alone. They even trashed his house so he got pissed and tried to stand his ground. Then, Kyle from Real Housewives got involved and hid in a tree. Then the town attacked the wrong guy and everyone kept chasing MiCHAEL (?) Myers with a baseball bat named Huckleberry Finn. Then, the (allegedly) bad guy killed everyone even though they were chanting “Evil Dies Tonight” Next, we saw the bad guy in the hospital bed but it turns out that was just Jamie Lee Curtis. She stabs herself with an epipen and screams “it makes the pain go away!” and then Charlene from Archer cries. Then the music plays and the alleged bad guy runs away.