This game gave me a reason to live.
Through my darkest days, this game gave me light, and Colonel Sanders gave me true love. HE truly is finger lickin' good.
I found meaning in my life at last. I dedicate my life to Colonel Sanders for his life is worth more than I could ever offer.
A single breath sends me to the clouds, oh what sexy breathing he has.
He could always lick my chicken whenever he'd like.
Thank you, Colonel Sanders for providing me such a will to live.
