Space WOKE….
I purchased a ticket, pop corn, and a cherry coke expecting to watch Good (USA) vs Evil (Russia) do battle on an international space station as the USA and Russia engage in an ill defined nuclear conflagration on earth.
When Dr Kira Foster (Ariana DeBose,) a former Marine and a biologist reports aboard the I.S.S. she is greeted by the vessel’s American commander, Gordan Barrett (Chris Messina,) who inquires about Dr Foster’s “boyfriend,” an insensitive trigger for battle hardened Foster. Foster, with only the ships potty available as a “safe space” rebukes her commanding officer, Barrett, saying, “He’s not a ‘boy.’” Oh brother! Barrett cowers and says; “ I’m sorry I don’t know what got into me” or something like that. Well maybe the fact that they were weightless in space might have had something about it. This proud black woman couldn’t even lighten up in a zero gravity environment.
The plot, primed by ground control units in Washington and Moscow to take the other guys out is pedestrian and unimaginative ‘except’ in the film’s unappetizing climax in which Good and Evil are jettisoned in the name of political correctness.
As the credits rolled I could not stop thinking I.S.S. was a clever way of disguising the intended title of the film, ISIS, by which the old world order would be deconstructed.
There is GOOD and there is EVIL even in space.
I.S.S. misses that orbit.
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