Before I watched this movie I was a homeless man who lived in a cardboard box (until a rat took it from me). I wore leaves as clothes and I ate the people that came close to my box. Once the police found out, they chased across the country and I hid in a house in Washington DC. Turns out it was the White House and Obama spanked me so hard that I flew out the window into the ocean and i drowned. I was saved by a cat which I later ate for food. When I tried to get a job at McDonald’s, they fired me because I cooked my employees, but who could blame, they were so annoying?!? On the way out I I stole the tv as payback. I flipped thru the channels until finding the best movie ever made. Sharknado. After watching it for 2.47 seconds, my mind grew 8928 sizes and I learned how to end world hunger. I also learned what Obama’s last name was and I learned why the chicken crossed the road. All of a sudden I became rich and I got a mansion and I got a gun so I killed the guy who worked at McDonald’s but I accidentally shot myself and I got reincarnated as a potato, so now I’m a potato. And that’s why u should watch this movie
I give it a yes out of no.