Claudia Guerrero

Slowly doing the airheaded, oblivious act while playing victim in a theater full of people that had already decided they were going to clap, cheer, and laugh as hard and loud as humanly possible since they paid for their ticket. That's the show. Unfunny, flat, not so subtle gaslighting of all the people that called her out on her awful attitudes that went just a little bit too far just because she could. She seems to forget that before those people called her out and she got "cancelled" many of us were watching her daily show and found ourselves often thinking "oh, that's a bit too much", "ok, that's unkind", "oh, no that's kind of a mean/rude thing to say for laughs". But she lives in her multimillion bubble which she claimed felt like a prison –understandable with all it's luxuries and green garden space and ocean view. Overall, just felt a little sad to watch someone who deep down seems low key desperate to rescue her old reputation, with a mildly pathetic attempt to show herself unaffected.

I didn't have hbo when this came out but i wanted to see it so bad because i love vampire stories and i remember there being a hype about it... and now i do not understand why. Somehow I've watched 7 episodes now that it's available on netflix. First i thought i should give it a couple because shows often adjust and find their feet after the first few but, this thing is not finding anything. The acting is bad, the plot is wonky, the abundance of sex scenes is absolutely unnecessary, the acting is bad, the characters are annoyingly exaggerated (Bill is too brooding, Sookie is too "naive", the brother is too stupid, the friend is way too mean and angry and shoutty ALL the time), the acting is BAD, and then out of nowhere GORE! In your face and gross and over the top for a bit like a bad B movie. So far, the only scene i've actually enjoyed is when Lafayette got mad at some boys not liking how he makes burgers. How did this go on for 7 seasons??? I never liked Twilight much and first i kept thinking S.M. had riped this series (or books) but, if she did, good for her; i was able to go through Twilight Movies and books once thinking "meh, at least it's entertaining", i don't think i'm gonna be able to watch any more of this trainwreck.

Boring, predictable, cliche, poorly acted, poorly written... Just a big, fat meh of a movie. Rom-coms are always cliche by default but they are at least entertaining and fun to watch, with people with chemistry between them that makes them nice to look at, if you don't feel like using more than 3 neurons, but this one, even those three neurons will be asking for something else. I seriously felt a tinge of second hand embarrassment watching Witherspoon trying to... whatever she was trying to do. Also, it's 2023 and we are still putting caricature-like characters in rom-coms as sidekicks? And not even well developed ones. Yikes! When i rather rewatch the trainwreck that was the latest Persuasion than watching this thing again... Just a huge NOPE! for this one.

60's James Bond wannabe with dinosaurs. Forced sentimentality, over the top 007 style action scenes, extreme bad-assness, incredibly cliched characters including super villain bringing on the end of civilization, artificial "female empowerment". Feels like they were trying to do waaay too much in one little movie. Only a few bits and Jeff Goldblu being himself make the watching somewhat bearable.

When a movie begins with a narrator talking slowly in a low voice, and in the first 10 minutes he never stops talking like that, and the main character is a loner, everything is grim, everything is sad and cold and pathetic... It is pretty obvious where they are going. A story of alleged redemption, exaggeratedly violent, and done a million times before (better executed even!). I love Brody but i wish he would choose better projects. This was disappointing.

Snobbery has given this movie terrible reviews. It does not deserve them. It is a lovely adaptation of a beautiful book, nothing more, nothing less. Is it perfect? Absolutely not. Not a single adaptation of anything can be perfect and completely satisfy everyone, and all of Jane Austen adaptations are no exception. Sentences as ridiculous as "everyone involved in this (movie) should be in jail" seen in reviews are nothing short of idiotic and snobbish. Austen herself would be embarrassed by the ungranted lack of grace expressed so vilely and even weeks before the movie was available for watching. True, really true, fans of Jane Austen are a lot more gracious and capable of appreciating the merits in all adaptations than the hordes of self describing purists and elitist literary snobs that have been bashing this movie for weeks only to their own detriment and embarrassment. As i said, it is a lovely version with a solid script and a good cast. Everyone should allow themselves to simply enjoy this movie and forget about everything else.