Will Goydych

Many months ago i would spend the cold long nights on the ledge on the top of my apartment building. Jump, Jump, Jump was the only thoughts i could think of. My wife leaving me. My children Resenting me. My boss despising me. On one cold winter night walking home to my apartment thinking this night would be my last i happened to come across of a video game "titled cory in the house". Now i have never played a video game before but i must say this game touched me on a deep emotional level! It's perfectly timed homourous quips, the depth of character development trully gives insight into the big questions, "why are we here?" and the nature of the human condition. It took me many years just to get through my first playthrough i spent hours analysing each second of gameplay. As soon as i started playing this game everything in my life got better. My boss started praising me and i got a promotion. My children started respecting me. My wife no longer cheats on me, because of this game i am now able to sattisfy my wife not only emotionally but sexually as well. Thankyou so much Corry for this gift. I have tacken my children out of school as i recognise all the education they could need is in playing Corry in the house. Thankyou, Thankyou, THANKYOU!