Stuart Meikle

When I was in my darkest hours, Neil was always there for me. When I was feeling down, Neil gave me a smile. When I'm living a nightmare, Neil pours joy into my dreams. He effects my mind in a way no other person has. I say person, but actually I believe Neil Breen to be the second coming of Jesus, perhaps in a similar manner to perhaps the greatest follow up movie I've had the pleasure to lay my eyes and soul upon, "I am here... Now" I have erected a shrine in my basement dedicated to the Neilster. It has 61 copies of each and every movie the breeny boy has made, relating to his 61 years of joyful, wise and eventful life, with a It gives me much joy to even lay hands on something this legend has poured his heart and soul into. I fully believe this movie is a hidden gem, lost in the sea of terrible, amateur-ish movies, such as The God-Father 2, citizen kane, or the dark night. I believe the social and political commentary on the duality of man, and the nature to nurture things you like and destroy those you hate in humans is something unique, and definitely something the Breenmeister will continue to work on into the future. The visual effects in this movie are, by far, the best I've seen since Birdemic: Shock and Terror, or even the groundbreaking Breeny blockbuster Fateful Findings. Moreover, I have fallen into love with my life-size Neil Breen body pillow. I plan to renew our vows next week. When I go out with the love of my life to restaurants and clubs, people tend to give me strange, dirty looks. "They can't comprehend us" I hear the pillow say, "It's a sign of weakness". I look back and the pillow seems to have a smirk it didn't have before. "I love you" I declare, before giving him a smooch on the forehead. "Please leave applebee's", says the disraught employee. Thank you Neil. For all the joy you have spread throughout the planet. Thank you