Crystal Blackwood

*spoiler* This movie would be great as a guide for “what not to do in the event of literally any emergency”, or “how to leave behind a very messy and traceable trail of dead bodies.” The only actor that was somewhat believable was Dennis Haysbert, but even that was ruined (at least in my mind) from my constant expectation of him to turn around and say “are you in good hands?” If you want a movie you can watch with your friends just to laugh at how bad the acting is, or what terrible choices the characters make, this movie would be perfect.