Who wrote this script? Whoever it is must be a Virgin dude bro living in his parents basement. The repeated use of “hump” and “plow” when referring to sex... I can’t take these characters seriously. Also, the costuming looks like it all came from the clearance aisle at hobby lobby during a faux denim sale. The main character looks like your average man bun hipster. There’s nothing bad ass about these guys. Might as well be film clips from some random kids LARPing in the park. I can’t. Just watch Vikings on the history channel or wait for GOT.
