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This was quite possibly the worst movie I have ever watched, and I've sat through Super Mario Brothers. I want you to understand I am going out of my way to post a review here. As a rule, I rarely if ever review movies. Yes, it really was that dreadful. Please, save yourself the suffering. Do not watch this film. I know the horror genre can be a mixed bag on the best of days, but this cinematic abortion had me cringing and visibly nauseated at every turn in all the wrong ways. Campy acting, clichè characters, a confusing and over the top plot with too many holes for a team of America's top seamstresses to patch up. Ignore the "ignore the bad reviews" reviews. Seriously, if you have any respect for the genre, or for Christ sakes the medium of film then I repeat: DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM.