barrel dreamz

The only reason I gave it a four star instead of five is because the main character chickened out in scene four where she was supposed fill the mouth, anus, and vagina but instead slapped the guy that was putting it in her butt at 17:54. You can see it it in that split second where she breaks character when you hear a "Oww" more than a "Oooo yeah baby!". I got turned off right there and that's why I'm only giving four stars. Other than that I ABSOLUTELY LOVED the part she's walking down the street and pulls that random guy in uniform close and says "Spit in my mouth right now!!! And after I swallow I want you to turn me around, bend me over, and stick it deep in my poop chute!!! Grrrr." I'm not necessarily in love with the term "poop chute" Yuck! But hey war torn girls will be war torn girls. Hey at the end of it all you can say the Germans didn't win the war but they definitely won the war of whose the kinkiest!!! I salute and the Norwegians definitely tore up those German women that were ready for the "get down". Great film so far and I might change it to five stars after I finished both figuratively and literally! Lol! Am I right guys??? ; )

Dude... You have to give it to them! They managed to use EVERY SINGLE SHADE of skin tone that the human race can offer in this movie. You know! Just accurately depicting every normal city in America. I lived in Seattle for two years, and yeah, you cannot see two of the same skin tones in a room. Crap even a city street (sarcasm)! Honest opinion though. I JUST WANT A GOOD NORMAL MOVIE PLEASE (crying emoji) This movie was sooooo crappy and dumb even though I'm sure rotten tomatoes will say it's the best and that it "touches and sheds light on prescient issues". Every cliche, lame, and annoying "woke" Hollywood narrative/propaganda was implemented in this film. I wouldn't be surprised if every person involved in the story and character development are just different physical representations but the same mental manifestations of Rachel Zegler. You know the new snow white actress that is a gnarly woke narcissist. BTW I know it's a catchy word nowadays but I'm not one to use the word narcissist for everyone I don't like. People are just tired of it man and all the people that enjoyed the film either love that propaganda or they are oblivious to the messaging. You know the only reason this movie review comes off political is because Hollywood has the psychotic compulsion to shove their political and social "demands" bc they are not even opinions anymore, into every movie that they crap out. Funniest thing is that these people are so quick to go into a long nauseating rant about how they are artists and that their work takes such an emotional toll on them because they are so invested in their work. Then this movie is "their work"! Being an artist in Hollywood nowadays isn't being an artist at all 95% of the time. It's being a political and corporate shill for the new left which is just the early stages of an authoritarian, "real" fascism, communist party that celebrates the dissolution of societal norms for lgbtq-esque distortion of anything and everything. P.S. I just want a good movie without all the pressure of conforming to your beliefs that don't actually represent reality

Some people truly don't know how to leave a movie/show review without completely SPOILING THE WHOLE DANG SHOW! Yeah I'm talking to you "Arpita Mahanti" even though you will probably never see this! You spoiled so much of the show by relishing in your self aggrandized review that I'm sure once you finished and even during the writing of your review you said to yourself "I'm so dang smart! People will fall out of their chair weeping due to all the beauty and intellect that my genius level review will exude! I'll probably get a million job offers from this movie review and more than likely get a few offers to be president or dictator of some countries. Wow I am so great I can hardly stand it. And... Post! Hmm". Anyone reading this I must say thank you and sorry for dealing with my rant and frustration at the reality that the world has so many people with high levels of narcissism that we've all been exposed to due to the internet and social media. So many people are so self congratulatory while most of us struggle to love ourselves. God bless

So damn sad and makes you really appreciative of how good we have it in the states. Honestly, I wish some of the ungrateful SJW, BLM, and all the other groups complaining about how they're oppressed, mistreated, under paid, and would rather live in other countries, should watch this. Not to say that as a society we couldn't do better, but when you gain the right perspective, you realize sometimes that the shoes your walking in and the land in which you reside, is a WHOLE LOT better than the alternative. I'm thankful for the film for making me a little more thankful