Robert Mescolotto

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If this was a movie, I might be Jesus. Both of those thoughts are nonsensical. . . Obviously. Why am I giving it five stars? Because it’s complete rubbish and hilariously just right for camp. I love bad movies with all of my soul. I watch them, incessantly. This is possibly, the quintessential worst movie, I’ve ever seen. And that’s why I love it. It makes me laugh and joke with my friends about how bad it is. I hope rifttracks or MST3K picks it up.