Jamie Thorpe

Don't bother. One of the most vapid, stupid and indulgent films of the last fifty years. Horrendous acting, terrible direction, awful plot, nonsensical, no story or narrative. Seriously just watch the actors and listen to them and try not to wince when they "deliver lines" If you told me a 17 year old Media Studies student made this, I'd still be disappointed. The story is like a teenagers fantasy of gap year to Sweden crossed with a Wicker Man rip off. No ounce of horror, no ounce of thrills, no surrealness besides windows 2000 level editing to make background blurry after someone does shrooms. It's that bad. Save yourself time and please don't bother. Watch the Witch instead. Utterly Interminable.