I found the beginning weird with it's Hamilton fanfic but soon it fused well into the story about how many paperclips are made in China and how many end up in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Now I will say I will not kink shame but I found Donald Trump Jr's 20 page long description of oral sex with Ted Cruz on a Buffalo carpet a little surprising but it shows that he is willing to take risks. Now the part where the 3 headed Aliens from Uranus came into the picture was lazily added with some mention about "Black Mesa" and "Smelling the ashes". I found his use of the D.I.C.K. Artillery System a lil cliche because if I had a nickel for everytime that happened I would have like 17! All in all the story's climax with Don Cheadle and James B. McPherson was very obvious to anyone who read the first warrior cats. In the end this book is just below okay.