Itsuki Irie

Rating: 2.5 Eh... It's just really not funny. All of the characters are stereotypes that don't work ("spicy" latina, socially awkward animal girl, offensive white guy with shaved head), and worse, aren't entertaining nor funny. It seems like the show was aiming for a type of 'Abbott Elementary' or 'The Office' kind of vibe, but, the characters and situations being so boring and unlikable makes this a really difficult watch. I like Tim Meadows, though.

Boooooorrriiiiiiinnnnggg!!!!! A24 is that basic white kid without any identity that fits in nowhere because he's just plain unlikable, and so he's convinced himself that he's unique and that the world isn't ready for him and that he'll be something big and great one day. To the surprise of independent thinkers, he manages to also convince other basic white kids without personalities that he is some visionary, some artist, something special, and he keeps making trashy movies without any actual purpose or message, and all the basic white kids "ooh" and "aah" at them every, single time. This lame movie is just a compilation of gross scenes. It's pointless and gross. Women without taste or personality will applaud, though. Edit: Evan W's review made a great point about the unnecessary violence against children on screen. What he didn't address was that this kind of thing is a specific fetish to a certain type of adult, and I really don't like that at all. Too many creeps in Hollywood.

Just... Incredibly boring. The girls have zero personality, zero chemistry, and zero charm. The story is irrelevant if the characters aren't likable or interesting in the least. I get the idea that Disney was aiming for a "mature" series with this, but, it feels vapid above all. I just can't figure out why this exists. It's bad for established fans, and it's bad for new ones. So boring and unnecessary. Edit: I just knew! Written by men. It's always so obvious when men write these young, cringe pick-me girls. "Ooooh, so goofy, gurly, wowza, cool gurlz!", "They have half smiles and anime expressions!". Bigger question: why is something that seems to be (attempting to be) aimes at adults focusing on teenaged girls as the lead characters? Again, who is this for?

This show was a mess, but, I actually enjoyed it. Not sure how nor why, though. I'm a fan of Mae Martin and an even bigger fan of Toni Collette. I don't know what else to say about it. I liked the ending. Didn't quite ever understand the plot, though.

Actually, I liked this a lot. I had really low expectations due to Disney's infamous live action adaptations, as well as pretty much everyone else (anime adaptations, included, but, mostly Disney) but, it seems that the producers of this film cared about respecting the movie that came first. The cast were likable, the CGI looked really great (especially when compared to Disney's embarrassing boneless carroony CGI), costumes and set were lovely, acting was pretty decent. I can't think of much else. It made me really happy to see how cute Toothless remained (because live action Stitch lost a lot of charm). Although I still felt the movie was completely unnecessary and offered absolutely nothing

Excellent 👌🏽. I loved the original movies when I was a kid (don't really remember them, but I remember how much I enjoyed them), and this film far exceeded expectations. I don't laugh much these days at anything produced in the west (I prefer Japanese comedy like 'Documental', 'Last One Standing', 'Golden Combi'), but every joke in this movie stuck the landing perfectly. It managed to capture that old style comedy from the original movies very nicely. The entire cast and crew did an amazing job. Thank you all so much for this genius 🙏🏽. I already want to watch this movie again. Edit: I'm really worried about Brendan 21. He seems unwell. I understand what he's saying about modern "entertainment" in Hollywood, and I agree with him, but, he seems so unstable. Like, damn, bro, I hope you're alright. The masses have always been sheep, guy. It's always been that way. Most people don't have their own opinions and just jump on any bandwagon, whether it's good or bad. I personally loved this movie, but it doesn't make me a sheep. Sometimes, that just happens. Do I still think that most people only enjoy things because they believe that they should? Definitely. But, bro, you'll be ok in this society that you feel you "don't belong in". People without identities or real opinions come and go without being noticed, so, they have to group together to try and leave a mark. Don't let these types of people push you to the edge, man. Hope you're alright.

Rating: 7/10 I enjoyed it. Long time Superman fan and it was pleasing. I rather liked Sassy Superman, because I feel like he takes too much abuse from some people that he's just trying to save. I'll try to break it down a little bit: * I miss Cavill, like everyone else does, but, this guy in no way disappointed me. * Liked Lois. Not a fan of the actress but she did a good job. She managed to balance Lois' aggressively proactive personality and keep her likable. That's something that most female leads are missing in modern movies altogether- they're just really offensive and annoying. * LOVED Lex. I had initially thought that Nicolas Hoult looked too young and slender to portray Lex, but, his bratty, even pettier than using Lex paired nicely with Sassy Superman. Also, Nicolas Hoult is just so cute bald. * I liked Jimmy, too. Nothing much less to say about him, though. I also liked the cat guy that worked at the DP. * Krypto was adorable and lovable. Those complaints about him being a "normal dog" are so weird. Normal dogs are perfect as they are. Additionally, I appreciate the movie's brief mentions of pets- the elderly woman evacuating with her turtle and the office man and his cat. It's nice to be inclusive of animals and acknowledge them. * The Justice Gang were great supporting cast. I loved all of them. Mr. Terrific and Hawk Girl happen to be two heroes that I already adore, and every one of the Justice Gang had awesome casting. They were amusing, as well. I hope they make more appearances in future projects, even the squiggly guy. * The plot was simple. I enjoyed it, and I appreciate that it wasn't an origin story. I've grown tired of the spectacle hero focused on poorly choreographed CGI fights and silly "twists". Some moments that mirrored real world stuff, like Internet trolling, maybe weren't the most appetizing, but, I also think it was necessary. We can't ignore it. Plus, knowing that Superman kind of hates the toxicity of Internet is pretty great. I'd watch it again. Edit: read through other reviews and I also now want to add that I, too, appreciate a good, classic Superman. Also, noticed an absence of politics (aside from the actual politics in the movie). That's delightfully refreshing. But, the movie was definitely missing that "inspiring" moment that I love Superman for. It's like he's so human, even if he isn't. He's practically invincible, but, he's also vulnerable and emotional. Man, Superman rocks🤘🏽. Eager for a sequel and excited for Supergirl.

It's just 'Ghost in the Shell', but with Xenomorphs, and without the depth. It mimics some of the conversational pieces of GITS, some of the designs, and many of the ideas, but none of it sticks the landing. I suppose my judgements might be a bit rigid considering I deeply love both 'Alien' and 'Ghost in the Shell'. All in all, it's not a terrible show, just one without merit. Hell of a lot better than 'Romulus', though. Additional criticisms: The actors are pretty poor at convincing the audience that they are children. Indian with Indian accent. It's so annoying that the Indian boy is the only child with an accent. I think it's a tired stereotype. Xenomorphs and other ETs have odd behavior. Pregnancy subplot. Girl who can understand Xenos. Very cringe. Timeline in Alien Universe is very unclear. Alien Universe itself is also unclear. What has been going on with the Earth throughout all of these films?

One word- cringe. Five star reviews are all fake, or by really stoned people with empty skulls. Cringe dialogue, cringe "comedy", cringe and poorly choreographed "action" scenes, cringe characters, cringe attempt to rip off 'The Suicide Squad', cringe attempt to be edgy, cringe attempt for Disney to make something for adults. I really struggled to finish this movie, and I cringed every time it tried to be either funny, or quirky, or cool and edgy, or 'The Suicide Squad'. Ugh, I know we all knew that Disney paid for those reviews, but, I thought it'd at least be an ok movie. And, I've never been one to bandwagon nor kid myself- I stopped watching Marvel movies after 'Civil War' because the plot was a mess and I predicted the company gradually going downhill. I was correct 💯. I hated almost every sequel movie, so I haven't seen the majority of them. I've watched this company collapse from the outside. I'm feeling really bad for those of you that tried to stick it out because, if this movie is better than Disney's in-between ones, then you have suffered greatly. Just, easy to shallow garbo for insecure teenaged girls. Psst, Disney, PG curse words don't make something suddenly mature. Kids use these words everyday. And, what the fuddie happened to Florence Pugh?! She's, like, 40 pounds heavier than she used to be, but, it's all trapped around her waist and her neck, and none of it is on her breasts nor her hips. She also looks like she's a good 37 years old, and, not in a good way (because 37 is attractive on most people). She just looks rough and out of shape like she lives on Twinkies, or something. When you think about all of the actors who get into insane shape for roles, I wonder why she couldn't be bothered.

Ok, was this a 4 star movie? No, it wasn't, but, I had a lot of fun and movies just aren't fun anymore. Personally, I found this one to be better than the previous two JW films. I mean, there was that quirky "Jurassic logic" where 40 ft tall animals with wide hips can't outrun 5-6 ft humans, and all that ridiculous stuff that is present in the other films. However, by now, to expect realism would be all the fault of myself. Characters were ok- most weren't great, but I liked the man in glasses and Duncan. ScarJo was fine, mostly because I just like her, period. Didn't like the family so much because they were pretty lame, but, they didn't bring down the movie. The little sister was adorable and the dad was alright. Teen girl and boyfriend could have died at any moment and I would have not noticed, except that the movie would have probably gotten a bit more entertaining. Anywho, overall, the quality of the movie is about 3 stars- just a standard, uninspired action film, but with dinos. I boosted it one star because it was still fun and when we have so many Disney live action movies, A24 "deep" cringe, and then the often bland, forgettable stuff we find on streaming, this movie was at least enjoyable. But, I'm a mad dino person and I enjoy most dino things (not that Adam Driver movie, though. That was boring).