Presten S. Papel

This movie kinda plods along, occasionally dispersed with some generic jump scares, and moves toward an underwhelming ending. For the most part, I found myself asking more than once “can we just cut to the end already” while watching this. This film however, does a good job with its atmospheric dread and a few riveting scenes, as well as the acting. However, it’s too slowly paced and the story is pretty basic. I feel like the movie could have been condensed to 20 minutes and told the exact same story.

Deadpool & Wolverine is basically the MCU's version of "The Flash." It's a disjointed, confusing multiverse film that isn't nearly as funny or good as it thinks it is, despite the cameos and team up. Hopefully, the MCU puts this multiverse thing to bed once and for all.

I loved Bloodlines, but I'm a bit biased. I first read Pet Sematary when I was a teenager, and to this day it's (the book, not the movie) the only work of horror fiction to ever scare the bejesus out of me. I was always fascinated with Judd Crandall's back story, although they did change the time period in this one. In the novel Timmy Baterman died in WWII and Judd and his friends were all grown men when they confront the undead Timmy. Nevertheless, this film really intrigued me because it told Judd's backstory and explains how he comes to be in the original Pet Sematary in an interesting way. So, I guess if you are a fan of the original novel like I am, you definitely want to check out this film.

Not sure this was any better than the other 4 Exorcist sequels. They try to get away from the Catholic Church a bit and become more religiously diverse, so there's that. The main problem with this or any of the other sequels is that one of the main drivers of the original was its shock value. The original had scenes that wouldn't be allowed in main stream theaters today without an X rating. Also, at the time the original was released no one had ever really heard of exorcisms or the fact that the Catholic Church actually has some archaic ritual of getting a demon to flee the body of a person, so there was originality in that. Every other movie about exorcisms really aren't gonna have that shock factor. They can't, and so therefore they're gonna suffer. This film does as well.

The biggest thing I took away from this movie is that Sasha Calle is really hot. I don’t mean that in a perverse or gross way, she’s just a beautiful woman. Beyond that, the movie is a mess. The Barry Allen double in the alternate timeline is incredibly annoying. Michael Keaton’s Batman was really cool, but his introduction kinda sucked. I liked the cameos, especially Wonder Women, but overall, this was just a disappointing farewell to the Snyderverse.

All the so-called critics who bashed this movie wrote about it as if they were expecting to see a remake of Casablanca or The Godfather. THIS IS AN MCU MOVIE. It's about a superhero who can change his size and enter the quantum realm. What were you guys expecting? The action sequences I thought were great. I loved Jonathan Majors as Kang the Conqueror (he was also awesome as the insane He Who Remains in Loki). If you watched Loki the Kang character in this makes total sense. Can't wait for the Kang Dynasty!

Incredibly slow burn. If I didn't like Rebecca Hall and Tim Roth so much as actors, I would have turned it off. The last quarter of the film is a pretty wild ride, but the first three quarters of it were so boring and made me so disinterested in the story that I really didn't care that much about it at the end.

Apparently, the stormtroopers are still terrible shots.

Still trying to adjust after the first episode. When the nanny finds out that the couple’s baby is actually a doll that the mother treats as a real human, wouldn’t a normal person run out of the house screaming? How is it that the nanny is crazier than the mother? And also, in M. Night Shyamalan’s films, the dialogue is so odd. Normal people really don’t talk the way the characters talk in his films.

Congratulations to Mike Flanagan and everyone involved in making a really outstanding show. Midnight Mass is definitely worth a watch. This is a really excellent horror series that is as cerebral as it is gory. While it starts off as a slow burn, the series touches upon a lot of subjects and asks a lot of profound questions along the way. Do we need to witness miracles to have faith? Does death have a purpose other than simply being the end of life? What is the meaning of religion? Can your actions be evil if your intentions are good? The list of philosophical questions goes on and on. I didn’t quite like the very ending of the show (but my wife did), but I don’t want to spoil it for anyone. I guess it’s just my opinion.